this is what happens when i'm bored at work

Yes. REALLY bored...you'll see:

Your Birthdate: September 9

Your birth on the 9th day of the month adds a tone of idealism and humanitarianism to your nature. You become one who can work easily with people because you are broadminded, tolerant and generous. You are ever sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you are very sympathetic and compassionate. Your feeling run deep and you often find yourself in dramatically charged situations. This 9 energy always tends to give more that it gets.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

*Definitely sounds kind of like me...

Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is

Tâmira Fernandes

What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?

*Haha :)

Your Virgo Drinking Style

Hey brainiac, you are compelled to impose order onto your bender. Your famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure... But it could also lead to drinking booze neatly (like sucking down organic wine or having extreme brand loyalty). You rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when you do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!

Your Signature Cocktails

Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you can be found drinking anything from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. You also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. However, you rarely change your signature drink once you've found it.

What's Your Alcohoroscope?

*Hints of truth to that one: Extreme brand loyatly, LOVE the margaritas, and yes, sometimes you'll find me unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight. Oh, and damn right that I'm dead sexy and surprisingly unsloppy. ;)

You Are 33 Years Old

33 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

What Age Do You Act?

*Interesting...dammit. I'm 21!!! Young at heart for life...stupid online quizzes.

Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp

What You Call Him: Pa Why You Love Him: He's the Mack Daddy

Who's Your Daddy?

*MMM, yeah...I'll take me some of that. ;)

You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart. Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people. You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile. You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker. You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side. Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

*This is my favorite test result. Very true. And see...I told you I was young at heart!